Let Me Tell You Today's Joke-
A Man Has A Heart Attack And Is Brought To The Emergency Room.
The Doctor Tells Him That He Will Not Live Until He Has A Heart Transplant Right Away.
Another Doctor Runs Into The Room And Says,
"You're In Luck, Two Hearts Just Became Available, So You Will Get To Choose Which One You Want.One Belongs To A Lawyer And The Other To A Social Worker."
The Man Quickly Responds, "The Lawyer's."
The Doctor Says, "Wait! Don't You Want To Know A Little About Them Before You Make Your Decision?"
The Man Says, "I Know, A Social Worker's Heart Bleeds A Lot,
But,
A Lawyer's Heart Is Not Even Used And Is As Good As New For Me."
KEEP SMILING AND READING! :)
